Hello! Welcome to The Bluth Family headquarters for our campaign for the first ever Family of the Year Award sponsored by the Bluth Company.*
As the anchor of the O.C. community, we're thrilled to bestow this award to a deserving family: ourselves! We are so qualified for Family of the Motherf**king Year -- not day, not month, not quarter -- that NO other families even wanted to compete. You may ask, "Why campaign if you're running unopposed?" Well, why the hell wouldn't we? We're going to spread the Bluth name far and wide -- from the stern of the Queen Mary all the way to Irvine we will show you ALL why we WILL win** the Golden Anchor. No one's taking it away from us!!! We're the best. We're the Bluths!
*Technically it's from the Austero-Bluth Company...mostly from the Austero side.
**Win = by the Bluths, for the Bluths
Congratulations! We won! 05/29/2018
We did it! We won! Family of the Motherf***ing Year!!
It's been quite a journey. We drove across the country, visited literally a handful of cities and were welcomed by our adoring fans. The Never Nudes gathered by the dozens to help spread the word. DOZENS! And here we are. Winners of the Golden Anchor. We're anchors of the community and pretty much the whole country, too. No one's taking it away from us! Let 'em try!
We also had a lot going on in our lives - campaigning for Congress, rehab, a missing person - and family, which we've always said is the most important thing. You can start watching what we've been up to here.
We've hit the road! And we're coming for you! 05/10/2018
Heyyyy, Hermanos! The Stair Car has started its journey across the United States, making sure to catch every hot mess along the way. Check out these shots of the banner-dragging wagon in New York and D.C. More Stair Car visits coming to a city near you - check the Campaign Trail page for dates.
And for the one Never Nude in your life, we've got dozens more. Never Nudes are gathering across the country and coming to a city near you. Sign up for our Bluthletter for more information.